The rules....

Before we go any further we believe that it is important to establish
some ground rules for what is required to make you classy by
comparison:

1. The person you are comparing yourself to must always be within your
age range, as it is only fair to compare yourself to your
contemporaries.

2. It is best to have an outside source confirm that the "unclassy"
behaviour is in fact worse than yours (a friend is often the best
source for this confirmation).

3. Comparisons must always be made in good fun; this blog was created
out of a fun conversation and is intended to create more fun
conversations.

4. Never be afraid to acknowledge that you are making other people
classy by comparison to you. This is an important place in our society
and you should hold your head high...but probably not too high.

Finally, let the comparisons begin.....